Condoms – Jokes

Posted December 10th, 2008 by swing-king

Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same tag-line………..Feel free to add others is

Salisbury Condoms – making life taste better
Tesco Condoms – every little helps
Nike Condoms – Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms – The ride of your life.
Galaxy Condoms – Why have rubber when you can have silk.
KFC Condoms – Finger licking good.
Minstrels Condoms -melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Safeway Condoms – Lightening the load.
Abbey National condoms – because life is complicated enough.
Coca Cola condoms – The real thing.
Ever Ready condoms – keep going and going.
Pringles condoms – once you pop, you cant stop
Burger King Condoms – Home of the whopper
Goodyear Condoms – for a longer ride go wide
FCUK condoms – no comment required.
Muller light condoms – so much pleasure, but where’s the pain.
Halfords condoms – we go the extra mile.
Royal Mail condoms – I saw this and thought of you.
Andrex condoms – Soft, strong and very very long
Renault condoms – size really does matter!
Ronseal condoms – does exactly what it says on the tin
Ronseal quick-drying condoms – its dry and waterproof in 30 minutes
Domestos condoms – gets right under the rim!!! (Please)
Heineken condoms – reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
Carlsberg condoms – probably the best condom in the world
AA Condoms – for the 4th emergency service
Pepperami condoms – it’s a bit of an animal
Polo condoms – the condom with the hole!!!
Kwik Fit condoms – you can’t get quicker than a qwik fit fitter
fruit pastlle condoms – cant put one in your mouth without chewing it
Government Condoms – You don’t really need it cos well F**K you anyway
Virgin Condoms – A breach of the trade descriptions act
skittles condoms – melt in your mouth, not in your hand
Disneyland condoms – it’s the happiest place on earth

if you have any other then please post them up

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